I know there's been a lot written and discussed about the United States' differences with North Korea, and specifically with Kim Jong Il. I've devised a way to take care of it. Il has recently stated that he's an internet expert, which, incidentally, I also claim.
We're going to have an internet-off. Sam vs. Kim. Winner gets to do what they want with their nuclear weapons, and loser has to turn off electricity in their country. Rules to be determined.
So Kim, you up for it, or are you feeling Il? hahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha.
See you on the information superhighway, bitch.