Twelve pack of peanut butter crackers, individually wrapped: $3.99
One banana : $0.29
Half gallon chocolate milk, 1% : $2.29
The chester behind me in line at the grocery store believing he's found the holy grail of enticing 8 year olds back to his 1987 Econoline van :
By the way dude, bananas are gross. Get some skittles or something.