Tuesday, January 22, 2008

quickly

First, sorry for the long hiatus. I'd like to say it was because of the holidays and such, but the real reasons are far more mundane. Mostly, I'm lame, but also my computer destroyed itself at home and is currently in pieces. I guess I thought it would heal itself faster if I took it apart? Anyway, I have more content but no time to write it. In the meantime thought I'd throw a little nugget your way, from my morning.

- Few things in this world make me feel more like a 4 year old than the broken zipper on my coat. There's no good reason it should take me 7 minutes to take my jacket off, because I'm not a stripper.

- There is a dime in the urinal at work. Let's just say if it was a quarter, I'd have the stench of wealth on my hands for the rest of the day.

- Train was about a half hour late this morning. I sent a refund request to the MBTA. I'll let you know if and when I get it.

2 comments:

Andy said...

There is a wonderful solution to this dime problem: a rubber glove is the first ingredient. The kicker is the follow-up: I assume you have a cubicle or other suitable public space where you can tape the dime along with text reading something to the effect of "urinal treasure." A raise and local celebrity status should follow swiftly.

T-Money said...

Oh Samson, your posts are like sunshine to my soul! So glad to have you back!

PS- I say fish the dime out and then walk behind someone you maybe don't like too much. Tap them on the shoulder and say, "I believe you lost this." hehehe