Tuesday, June 5, 2007

And it's downwhill from here

I do believe I peaked in 8th grade. I was still good at sports (relative to my age of course - I was never a little Wayne Rooney or anything), I was still good at school (meaning peers thought I knew what I was talking about), and girls were not yet repulsed by me (primarily due to vague gender cues and a general indifference to females, neither of which has really abated). Now, everyone knows I haven't any clue about what I'm talking about, even though they have no idea what I should be saying, I am routinely destroyed by knee brace wearing 115lb women on a soccer field, and I cause the sort of unease in females typically attributed to a child molester.

But I'm glad to hear things are going well for you.

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