Monday, December 1, 2008

haiku quintet

woeful umbrella
you protect nothing from rain
an embarrassment

shelter sought beneath
your spindly arms, thin fabric
i leave you broken

if you really made
a wet journey a dry walk
no one would hate you

mangled pathetic
Dickens wouldn't adopt you
bastard orphan trash

a Rihanna song
has not improved your function
and it's annoying


3 comments:

T-Money said...

Ok, the last one is my favorite because I think that is the stupidest song ever!! Of course now I have it stuck in my head, so thanks a lot!

Andy said...

I really like watching umbrellas burn.

T-Money said...

I'm worried about Andy.